Anonymous delivery

If it fits,
I sits.

$BOXCAT is the cat nobody can see. Sender redacted. Contents private. Tap any box on the porch and he squeezes in. Hold $BOXCAT, earn ZCAT.

Pick a box Sign for $BOXCAT
CA: coming soon

The porch

Click a box. He will make it fit.

Boxes sat in: 0/8 0:00.0 waiting on the mat

Pick a box. Any box.

HUGE BOXContents: 1 USB cable
PADDED MAILERSender: [REDACTED]
STANDARD BOXContents: private
POSTER TUBETracking number: hidden
RING BOXDelivered to: nobody
BOX IN A BOX IN A BOXReturn to: unknown
SHOEBOXOrdered: shoes
THE $BOXCAT BOXContents: classified
Worldwide boxes sat in ... Cats delivered anonymously ... Cats shipped ...
DELIVERY MANIFEST$BOXCAT · boxcatcoin.fun
0:00.0

8 of 8 boxes. Sender: redacted.

Fastest deliveries

All 8 boxes, start to signed. Worldwide.

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Today's drop

A new box lands on the porch every day. Come back, sit in it, keep your streak.

Today's box

Cats in it today ...

Streak: 0 days.

Ship your cat

Drop in a photo of your cat (or your PFP). He goes in a box with a redacted label. The photo never leaves your browser.

Every label is different: the tracking number, weight and stamp come from your cat's name. Posting on X? Save the image first, then attach it.

Box Inspector 3000

Our AI scans any object and rules whether the cat fits. It has never been wrong. It has also never said no.

INSPECTION REPORTBOXCAT-3000

Awaiting object. The cat is already waiting.

FITS
From the cast

Recently delivered

Parcels the cast signed for this week. Senders redacted, as is tradition.

Delivered#0000000
To
The Cat
From
REDACTEDXX
Box
Huge box (for one cable)
Contents
Box Inspector 3000
SAT IN
Delivered#0000000
To
Porch Pirate
From
REDACTEDXX
Box
Padded mailer
Contents
Pancake, 1 unit
RETURNED
Delivered#0000000
To
Box Inspector 3000
From
REDACTEDXX
Box
Box in a box in a box
Contents
Inspector inspected
FITS
Delivered#0000000
To
[REDACTED]
From
REDACTEDXX
Box
Standard box
Contents
Loaf, warm
SAT IN
Delivered#0000000
To
The Vet
From
REDACTEDXX
Box
Shoebox
Contents
Cat, refusing
NOT TODAY
Delivered#0000000
To
Anonymous Cat
From
REDACTEDXX
Box
Classified crate
Contents
ZCAT, private
CLASSIFIED
Delivered#0000000
To
The $400 Cat Bed
From
REDACTEDXX
Box
Original packaging
Contents
Ignored, again
UNUSED
Delivered#0000000
To
Nobody
From
REDACTEDXX
Box
Poster tube
Contents
Noodle, long
DELIVERED
The CatDo not knock. I am in the box. The box is in charge now.
Porch PirateTried to steal a package. It hissed. Returning it with an apology.
Box Inspector 3000Scanned your mailbox. Fits. Scanned your car. Fits (trunk). Scanned your heart. Classified.
[REDACTED]Hold $BOXCAT, earn ZCAT. That is all I can say.
The $400 Cat BedStill in the corner. Still unused. Still hopeful.
Anonymous CatNice box. Very private. Approved.

Parcels and porch notes are from the site's fictional cast, not real buyers.

Track your cat

Every box he sits in moves the package along. Open the $BOXCAT box to sign for it.

  1. OrderedSender: redacted. Return address: none.
  2. ShippedSit in your first box.
  3. Out for deliveryFour boxes in. The van is close.
  4. Sat inThe $BOXCAT box is his now. Signed for.

Hold $BOXCAT, earn ZCAT.

A cat in a box is the most private cat there is. So the rewards go to the anonymous one.

$BOXCAT

The cat in the box. You can't see him. He can see you. Hold him and you get paid.

ZCAT

Anonymous Cat, the top cat on StonkFun. $BOXCAT holders earn it as rewards.

Sign for your package. $BOXCAT

Recipient: you. Sender: REDACTED. Rewards: ZCAT.

CA: coming soon
  1. Get a Solana wallet

    Phantom or Solflare. Fund it with SOL.

  2. Pick a venue

    StonkFun, Axiom, Jupiter or DexScreener. Check the CA so you get the real one.

  3. Hold

    Hold $BOXCAT, earn ZCAT. No signature required.

Outgoing shipments

Drop these in replies under any big account. Copy the image, paste it in, ship it.

Community kit

The cat belongs to whoever holds him. Logo, X banner, stickers, colors. Take them, run the brand.

Assets

Colors

Fonts: Fredoka (headlines), Special Elite (labels), Inter (body).